when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
