There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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