I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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