yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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