it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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