You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Randomize