so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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