Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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