She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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