Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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