Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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