Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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