let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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