have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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