I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize
