Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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