Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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