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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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