O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
