Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
Randomize
