this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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