dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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