i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so that wasnt chicken after all
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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