Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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