it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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