who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Randomize