is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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