Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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