ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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