I want to stick my p in your. b.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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