So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
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