there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
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If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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