I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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