Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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