He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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