i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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