we have officially lost it.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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