There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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