I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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