Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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