Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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