i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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