You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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