I don't think brook has ever known best
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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