what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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