I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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