Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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