You made me cry and you don't even care
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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