I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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