so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'm really busy with my period
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