Do vagina's smell?
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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