People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
where am i from again
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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