He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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