I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
