My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I love having hate sex.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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