weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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